February 2025 – Julia Clement

Butter

I’ve just realised.

Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.

I’m considering making a follow-up to “Supersize Me” where I eat KFC every day.

It’s called “Lick my fingers”

I have a cup of tea every year, but I am trying to cut back.

The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.

The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.

Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” — Mark Twain.

Except he didn’t say it! A meta-lie.

I keep coming back as a flower.

It’s a bad case of reincarnation.

Hell yes!

Other brands, not so much!

It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.

Winter’s not real.

It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!