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Julia Clement

Month: May 2025

Laughing

Laughing

DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.

(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 15, 2025May 13, 2025Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, Laughter, Life, NZComedyLeave a comment on Laughing

Killer App

Killer App

Ironic that the “killer app” to get us all live-streaming our creative endeavours was Covid-19.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 14, 2025May 12, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Joke, NZComedyLeave a comment on Killer App

Bad Cold

Bad Cold

Julia: I have a bad cold.

DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 13, 2025May 12, 2025Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedyLeave a comment on Bad Cold

New Name for Old Psychopomp

New Name for Old Psychopomp

DEATH: I really like my new name.

I am now called “It’s just a bad cold”

(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.)

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 12, 2025Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Comedy, DEATH, NZComedyLeave a comment on New Name for Old Psychopomp

Guard

Guard

If Luxon does end homelessness, who’s going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 11, 2025May 7, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Comedy, Homeless, NZComedy, Shop Doorways, UnemployedLeave a comment on Guard

Vacation

Vacation

The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn’t there today.

I hope she’s gone somewhere nice for her vacation.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 10, 2025May 7, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Burger, Comedy, Homeless, NZComedy, Unemployed, VacationLeave a comment on Vacation

Unemployed

Unemployed

Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.

You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 9, 2025May 7, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Burger, Comedy, NZComedy, UnemployedLeave a comment on Unemployed

Typos

Typos

A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put 1 on each of 14 fresh graves.

No resurrections yet.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 8, 2025May 7, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Comedy, Graves, NZComedy, TyposLeave a comment on Typos

Science Fiction

Science Fiction

I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.

It’s transgendre literature.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 7, 2025May 4, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Comedy, NZComedy, Romance, SciFiLeave a comment on Science Fiction

Air Band

Air Band

The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune & the air drummer’s tempo was worse.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 6, 2025May 4, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Air Guitar, Comedy, NZComedyLeave a comment on Air Band

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    • June 14, 2025
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