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Babies

The stork hands a surprised comedian a baby. 4 other babies are at her feet. Text: Jokes are like babies. Everyone loves them but nobody wants to see them get made.

Jokes are like babies.

Everyone loves them but nobody wants to see them get made.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 14, 2025March 12, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Babies, Jokes, NZComedy

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