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Flat?

Julia throwing her hands in the air in exasperation stands in front of a bicycle. Behind the bicycle is a globe of the Earth. Text: The Earth may not be flat but my bike's rear tyre is.

The Earth may not be flat but my bike’s rear tyre is.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 10, 2025March 8, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Bikes, ChangingTyre, Flat, Flat Earthers

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