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Diarrhea

Julia sits on the toilet looking at her phone. Text: I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly. I told you my cooking at home wasn't safe.

I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly.

I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on November 8, 2024November 4, 2024Categories Joke-a-dayTags Diarrhea, Food Poisoning, Hiatus, Joke

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