Joke-a-day – Julia Clement

Air Band

The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.

It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer, but it won’t happen overnight.

My brother took ages to clear customs.

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?

At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.

Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.

Did it stop while I drove?

With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.

Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?

NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.

Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?