The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.
Author: A Joke A Day
Solar is the Future
It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer, but it won’t happen overnight.
Clearing Customs
My brother took ages to clear customs.
In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?
Flying Backwards
At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.
Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.
Did it stop while I drove?
Endoscopes
With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.
Trickling Down?
I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.
Our Ancestors
11 page booklet giving a lighthearted view of humanity’s ancestors.
Woke
The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.
Images
Anchor post for CC-BY-SA 4.0 images of Julia.
I, Julia Clement, the copyright holder of these images, hereby publish them under the following licence: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International licence.

Xero
Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?