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Julia Clement

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Air Band

Air Band

The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 29, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Air Guitar, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Musicians, NZComedyLeave a comment on Air Band

Solar is the Future

Solar is the Future

It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer, but it won’t happen overnight.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 28, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Future, NZComedy, SolarLeave a comment on Solar is the Future

Clearing Customs

Clearing Customs

My brother took ages to clear customs.

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 27, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Airport, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Customs, Drugs, NZComedy1 Comment on Clearing Customs

Flying Backwards

Flying Backwards

At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.

Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.

Did it stop while I drove?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 26, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Airport, AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedyLeave a comment on Flying Backwards

Endoscopes

Endoscopes

With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Endoscope, Innuendo, NZComedyLeave a comment on Endoscopes

Trickling Down?

Trickling Down?

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 24, 2026July 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coalition, Comedy, NZComedy, NZPol, Trickle DownLeave a comment on Trickling Down?

Our Ancestors

Our Ancestors

11 page booklet giving a lighthearted view of humanity’s ancestors.

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Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 23, 2026Categories ZineTags Ancestors, ComedyLeave a comment on Our Ancestors

Woke

Woke

The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 23, 2026July 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Sleeping, WokeLeave a comment on Woke

Images

Images

Anchor post for CC-BY-SA 4.0 images of Julia.


I, Julia Clement, the copyright holder of these images, hereby publish them under the following licence: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International licence.

Julia the Great Detective using a magnifying glass
Julia Detective
Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 22, 2026July 22, 2026Categories ZineLeave a comment on Images

Xero

Xero

Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 22, 2026July 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Software, ZeroAndOneLeave a comment on Xero

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