Q: How do ghosts avoid reincarnation?
A: They have annual BOO(sters).
Author: A Joke A Day
Australia Conspiracy
Zine presented as an 8 page booklet containing a satire on the “Australia Does Not Exist” conspiracy theory.
Feel free to read it online or to download and print it. It is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution, Share Alike (CC-BY-SA 4.0) license if you would like to do more. See Zine Copying for details.
The booklets are formatted for double sided print. A5 as landscape, long edge flip while the A6 as portrait short edge flip.
Lightning Storm
Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.
[[With this post, A Joke A Day ends its daily run. 280 posts, but Mastodon changed its picture formatting so I needed to redo all the post images and restart, then Instagram changed its picture format so I needed to redo those, then the World continued its transformation into something that doesn’t inspire new jokes in me so I’m taking a break.]]
[[Meanwhile I’m continuing with my attempts at zine making. As I write this I don’t know if I intend my zines to be funny or political or whatever. My next one will be a sarcastic jab at conspiracy theories, I’m also thinking of making a second, more realistic conspiracy theory plus some photos of wild and non-wild flowers over the last month with the DEATH jokes reprised with maybe 6 or 7 new jokes to make a 32 page booklet or trimmed to make a 16 page booklet, after that, who knows?]]
[[After doing the these planned zines, my planned posting schedule is twice a month for 16 page zines or weekly for 8 page zines which comes to roughly a page a day]]
Repossesed
Forget to pay the exorcist and be repossessed.
DEATH as a Superhero
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown, Matt Doocey, Casey Costello & David Seymour.
Affiliates: Vulture
Inspire not Expire
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
Bad Day
John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.
You can’t avoid.
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
The Undead
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?