DEATH – Julia Clement

Dying on Stage?

DEATH “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?

I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.”

[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]

DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.

[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH]

Julia: I have a bad cold.

DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.

I really like my new name.

I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”

[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.]

The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.

DEATH says “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?

“I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me …

“I hate zombies.”

[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]

(Reposted to match theme of last two days)

Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?

A: VW Zombis.

(Repost to go with theme of yesterday’s post)

John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.

Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.

Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.