Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.
Category: DEATH
Diet Blood
“Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero? Asking for a friend.” The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH
Et In Arcadia Ego
DEATH: Et in Arcadia Ego. (“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)
My Stars Will Align
Julia: One day the stars will align.
DEATH: Yes! On 6 May 2492. It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.
Salads
DEATH: Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
Queue Jumping
Julia: I think I am dying.
DEATH, The Grin Reaper: I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.
Phase
“Don’t worry about being alive. I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.” The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.
Kill or Die
Some comedians will kill. Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.
Student Health
David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.
DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?