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Category: DEATH

Bad Day

Bad Day

John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 10, 2026April 8, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, BadDay, Comedy, NZComedyLeave a comment on Bad Day

Stormy Weather

Stormy Weather

Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 26, 2026March 26, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy, Raining1 Comment on Stormy Weather

Rideshare?

Rideshare?

Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 24, 2026March 21, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, DeathAndTaxis, NZComedy, Taxis

Inspire?

Inspire?

It’s better to inspire than to expire!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 12, 2026March 8, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, Expire, Inspire, NZComedy

Bill

Bill

Forget to pay the exorcist and be repossessed.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 23, 2026February 22, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Exorcist, NZComedy

Ghostwriter

Ghostwriter

So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 12, 2026February 10, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, GhostWriter, NZComedy

Touring

Touring

Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?

A: VW Zombis.

(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 26, 2026January 24, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, Kiwis, NZComedy, Touring, Zombies

Airline Food

Airline Food

“Why is airline food so bad?”

“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 24, 2026January 23, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Airline, AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, Food, NZComedy

Crossroads

Crossroads

Day 12,345, still no Godot.

DEATH steps in.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 21, 2026January 13, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Crossroads, DEATH, NZComedy, Waiting

Open Mics

Open Mics

Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.

DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 14, 2026January 13, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedian, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy, Open Mics

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