Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
Category: DEATH
Airline Food
Julia says “Why is airline food so bad?”
DEATH replies “Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Waiting For Godot
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Open Mic
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good.
Either way suits me.
Diet Blood
Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.
Et in Arcadia …
DEATH: Et in Arcadia Ego.
(“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)
Salads
Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
Stars Will Align
Julia: One day the stars will align.
DEATH: Yes! On 6 May 2492.
It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.
Julia’s Dying
Julia says “I think I am dying.”
DEATH replies “I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.”