John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.
Category: DEATH
Stormy Weather
Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.
Rideshare?
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
Inspire?
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Bill
Forget to pay the exorcist and be repossessed.
Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
Touring
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Crossroads
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Open Mics
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.