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Our Ancestors Episode 4, Homo Ergaster

Our Ancestors Episode 4, Homo Ergaster

Homo Ergaster (Workers) were a development of erectus who managed to put horniness aside long enough to do a day’s work.

After a few intermediates they became us.

Workers survived into the 21st century when neoliberal politics finally ended them.

They may survive in East Asia.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 2, 2024September 30, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-dayTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

Our Ancestors 3, Homo Erectus

Our Ancestors 3, Homo Erectus

Homo Erectus (Randy Man) was the longest surviving human species.

Population pressures from its devotion to sex caused it to range from England to Korea but also stopped it innovating, making identical hand axes for nearly 2 million years.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 1, 2024September 28, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-dayTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

Our Ancestors, Handy Man

Our Ancestors, Handy Man

Homo Habilis (Handy Man) was only around about 300,000 years but had time to invent scrapers, monogamy and, of necessity, the dildo.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 30, 2024September 28, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-dayTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

Ancestors Introduction 2/2

Ancestors Introduction 2/2

Lets start with two important ancestors.

Homo Habilis & Homo Erectus: Handy man and Randy man.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 29, 2024September 28, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-dayTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

Ancestors Introduction 1/2

Ancestors Introduction 1/2

We seem to love hearing about archaic humans but mostly only Neanderthals & recent Europeans get much press.

Let’s look at some older ones.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 28, 2024September 28, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke

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