The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn’t there today.
I hope she’s gone somewhere nice for her vacation.
Blogs
Animal Names
12 page booklet giving my sarcastic opinion on binomial nomenclature and its victims.
Unemployed?
Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.
You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.
Typos?
A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put 1 on each of 14 fresh graves.
No resurrections yet.
SciFi Romance
I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.
It’s transgendre literature.
Air Band
The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.
Solar is the Future
It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer, but it won’t happen overnight.
Clearing Customs
My brother took ages to clear customs.
In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?
Flying Backwards
At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.
Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.
Did it stop while I drove?
Endoscopes
With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.