Julia says “At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.”
DEATH replies “All good. Either way suits me.”
Tag: DEATH
Diet Blood
Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.
Et in Arcadia Ego
Et in Arcadia Ego.
(“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)
Salads
Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
Stars Align
Julia says “One day the stars will align.”
DEATH replies “Yes! On 6 May 2492. It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.”
Julia only thinks she is dying
Julia says “I think I am dying.”
DEATH replies “I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.”
Just a Phase
Don’t worry about being alive.
I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.
Comedians : Kill or Die
Some comedians will kill.
Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.
School Covid
David Seymour: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.
DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?