Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.
Tag: DEATH
Rideshare?
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
Inspire?
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
Touring
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Crossroads
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Open Mics
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.
Diet Blood
“Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero? Asking for a friend.” The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH
Et In Arcadia Ego
DEATH: Et in Arcadia Ego. (“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)