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Toilet Paper

A visibly upset comedian has thrown 5 rolls of toilet paper into the air. Text: No need to bulk buy toilet paper. Unwind it to get more than one wipe per roll.

No need to bulk buy toilet paper.

Unwind it to get more than one wipe per roll.

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on May 28, 2024May 22, 2024Categories Joke-a-dayTags NZComedy, PanicBuying, ToiletPaper

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