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Toilet Paper

Julia, visibly upset, has thrown 5 rolls of toilet paper into the air. Text: No need to bulk buy toilet paper. Unwind it to get more than one wipe per roll.

No need to bulk buy toilet paper.

Unwind it to get more than one wipe per roll.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 12, 2025October 8, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bulk Buying, Comedy, NZComedy, ToiletPaper

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