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A comedian on her knees has a ghost coming out of her. Another comedian is holding up a small clock. Text: I intend to live forever, or die trying (I can't believe that's original, but can't remember hearing it)

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

(I can’t believe that’s original, but can’t remember hearing it)

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on June 28, 2024June 24, 2024Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

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