Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
Blogs
Whiskey
If God had meant us to put ice in our whiskey they never would have given us the Sahara Desert!
Satisfaction
Schrödinger could never tell if his Girlfriend was #satisfied or not.
Jokes
Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.
Waiting Room
In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices. I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
(Last time I was in my Doctor’s Waiting room I noticed that the magazines were gone … obviously this joke needs retiring.)
Irony
Definition of irony: I just discovered my recycling bin has no recycling mark.
Meaning when it wears out or the council changes it I’ll have to send it to the landfill.
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you. An omen!
Specialists
Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
Covid Scare
I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!
Metric
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.