I just don’t understand the English language.
If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?
Or iPhones with Grindr installed?
Month: February 2024
European Tour
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in? A: VW Zombis.
Whiskey
If God had meant us to put ice in our whiskey, they never would have given us the Sahara Desert!
Schrödinger
Schrödinger could never tell if his Girlfriend was satisfied or not.
Jokes
Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.
Waiting Room
In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices.
I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
Ironic Recycling
Definition of irony: I just discovered my recycling bin has no recycling mark. Meaning when it wears out or the council changes it I’ll have to send it to the landfill.
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you.
An omen!
Wishes
Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
Covid Scare
I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in MacDonalds. Phew!