The epilator took 15 years to develop.
One to make it work & fourteen to make it hurt more.
Tag: Joke
Social Media
You can’t call a person truly alone who has social media and 5G coverage.
Moon Landing
Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès’ “Le voyage dans la lune” as a record of the first successful French moon shot.
It’s a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.
Winston
Winston’s the laxative of NZ politics.
If he’s the answer, you really can’t give a shit.
Measles
English measles: “I have measles”
German measles: ,,Ich habe masern”
Heisenburger
The ultimate in fast food, the Heisenburger.
You can either know where it is or how fast you’re eating it.
Homeopathetic
Don’t say “Homeopathic”, call it what it is “Homeopathetic.”
Pulled Pork
What’s the best thing about pulled pork?
You know the pig died happy.
Ted Talks
Ted talks: Mansplaining on steroids.
Pontius Pilot
Pontius Pilot was a comedian.
The Bible says he nailed it.