Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
I wrote a letter today and used the word “Mnemonic” four times.
Every single time I spelled it wrong, so I wrote this little mnemonic to remember it “Many Nematodes Eat Mushy Organic Noodles In Cafes” which would be great if only I could remember how to spell nematoads.
My doctor told me I need a lighter diet so I wrote The Helium Cookbook
I wanted to take the Waterview tunnel, but someone told me where it came out.
SPOILER!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
(I can’t believe that’s original, but can’t remember hearing it)
I don’t understand how Internet trolls function.
How do they get decent WIFI under the bridge?
Question on a quiz show:
The main food of Blue Whales is?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.
The epilator took 15 years to develop.
One to make it work & fourteen to make it hurt more.
You can’t call a person truly alone who has social media and 5G coverage.
Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès’ “Le voyage dans la lune” as a record of the first successful French moon shot.
It’s a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.
