What’s the best thing about pulled pork?
You know the pig died happy.
Tag: Joke
Ted Talks
Ted talks: Mansplaining on steroids.
Pontius Pilot
Pontius Pilot was a comedian.
The Bible says he nailed it.
Between The Flags
Safety First: Always web surf between the flags.
AI?
I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”
Butter
I’ve just realised.
Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.
Equestrians
The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.
Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”
Reincarnation
I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Wikipedia Password
Email from Wikipedia
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!
Maxi-dress
I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.
Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.