My dog growls when he dreams.
I think he’s been sleeping ruff.
Tag: Joke
Autocorrect
I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.
The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.
Toilet Cleaners
Several brands of over the rim toilet cleaners have recycling marks.
Please don’t.
Computer Programmer
I’m a computer programmer so I deal in numbers.
Zero and one to be precise!
#Programmer #ComputerProgrammer #ZeroAndOne #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
Closet
I had to come out of the closet.
It was full of dresses that no longer fitted.
Insomnia
Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”
After I wrote this, I googled & it turns out they do. Rhabditis is a genus (group) of nematodes (worms) from 0.5mm to 2.9mm long, species of which infect larger animals from worms to cows.
Knees
Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.
Home Cooking
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
You Do The Maths
Don’t ever say to a geek “You do the maths.”
We’ll stare at the ceiling for 5 minutes then say “72”, by which time you’ve forgotten the question.
Writers Block?
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!