Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”
After I wrote this, I googled & it turns out they do. Rhabditis is a genus (group) of nematodes (worms) from 0.5mm to 2.9mm long, species of which infect larger animals from worms to cows.
Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
Don’t ever say to a geek “You do the maths.”
We’ll stare at the ceiling for 5 minutes then say “72”, by which time you’ve forgotten the question.
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Do yachts have “Sail by” dates?
We have a super early bird special for people who already have worms.
I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
