Waiting at the airport I just got asked by an old couple if I could take a selfie of them. #fail
Tag: Joke
Embarrassing Towns
Have you ever noticed how several of our towns & cities are named after places in Britain and India?
Dunedin after Edinburgh, Clutha after the river Clyde, Bombay after Mumbai, and Cashmere after Kashmir to name four.
They were so embarrassed they changed their names to avoid us.
Shart
A shart is just nature’s way of reminding you to change your underwear.
Beauty Parlor
I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”
I’ll call it Heredressers.
Vapers
Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Facebook Ban
For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda ,they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.
Toilet Humour
For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
Driverless
If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?
Courts
I like kangaroos … Their courts are so efficient.
Breaking News
Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!