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PC?

PC?

Political correctness has not gone mad, it’s just on antidepressants.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 27, 2025October 23, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, PoliticalCorrectness

Measles

Measles

English measles: “I have measles.”

German measles: ,,Ich habe masern.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 26, 2025October 23, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Measles, NZComedy, Rubella, Sick

Fast Food?

Fast Food?

The ultimate in fast food, the Heisenburger.

You can either know where it is or how fast you’re eating it.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 25, 2025October 23, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Burger, Comedy, Fast Food, Heisenberg, NZComedy

Quackery

Quackery

Don’t say “Homeopathic”, call it what it is “Homeopathetic”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 24, 2025October 21, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Homeopathetic, Homeopathy, NZComedy, Quackery

Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork

What’s the best thing about pulled pork?

You know the pig died happy.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 23, 2025October 21, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Pork, Pulled Pork

Jokes

Jokes

Jokes are like babies.

Everyone loves them but nobody wants to see them get made.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 22, 2025October 21, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Babies, Comedy, Jokes, NZComedy

Ted Talks

Ted Talks

Ted talks: Mansplaining on steroids.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 21, 2025October 18, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Mansplaining, NZComedy, Ted Talks

Easter

Easter

Pontius Pilot was a comedian.

The Bible says he nailed it.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 20, 2025October 18, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Easter, NZComedy, Pontius Pilot

Between The Flags

Between The Flags

Safety First: Always web surf between the flags.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 19, 2025October 18, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Flags, NZComedy, Web surfing safety

Myriapods

Myriapods

I’m writing some new gags on centipedes.

I’m sure this idea’s got legs.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 18, 2025October 15, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Arthropods, AucklandComedy, Centipedes, Comedy, NZComedy

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