Marriage is a sacred covenant between one couple and the registrar of births deaths and marriages!
We give them money and they give us a certificate.
Blogs
Comedian Died (Repost)
DEATH says “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
“I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me …
“I hate zombies.”
[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
(Reposted to match theme of last two days)
European Tour (Repost)
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(Repost to go with theme of yesterday’s post)
Zombies
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
1950s
Imagine 1950s social media.
Send a letter, wait 2 weeks for a reply, then suddenly we have airmail and the LOL comes back in under a week.
Butter don’t melt (Repost)
I’ve just realised. Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.
Fake Spread?
I’m carefully studying the margarine.
I don’t want to spread any fake butter.
Margarine?
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
Not Funny
There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Autocorrect
I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I’m unlikely to say “I don’t give a water bird.”
Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.