Question on a quiz show:
The main food of Blue Whales is?
- Krill,
- Anchovies,
- Sardines?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
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Question on a quiz show:
The main food of Blue Whales is?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.
Are my wife’s pets my step cats or my cats-in-law?
The epilator took 15 years to develop.
One to make it work & fourteen to make it hurt more.
You can’t call a person truly alone who has social media and 5G coverage.
Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès’ “Le voyage dans la lune” as a record of the first successful French moon shot.
It’s a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.
Winston’s the laxative of NZ politics.
If he’s the answer, you really can’t give a shit.
You can always spot Aucklanders …
Windscreen wipers on our sunglasses.
Political correctness has not gone mad, it’s just on antidepressants.
English measles: “I have measles”
German measles: ,,Ich habe masern”