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Closet

Julia sashays down a runway. To her right is a closet with clothes on hangers. Text: I had to come out of the closet. It was full of dresses that no longer fitted

I had to come out of the closet.

It was full of dresses that no longer fitted

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on December 22, 2024December 20, 2024Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Closet, Joke, NZComedy

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