When I say I fix up my lipstick after smoking. I mean I can only find my lipstick when I’m searching my handbag for a lighter!
Tag: Joke
Half A Cup
“Optimists say the cup is half full.
Pessimists say the cup is half empty.
Julia doesn’t care as long as the half that’s there is coffee.” — a former co-worker
Death’s Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
(DEATH is a dedicated psychopomp that I portray on stage)
Airline Food
Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.