I’ve just realised.
Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.
Tag: NZComedy
Supersize Me
I’m considering making a follow-up to “Supersize Me” where I eat KFC every day.
It’s called “Lick my fingers”
Cup of Tea
I have a cup of tea every year, but I am trying to cut back.
Equestrian
The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.
Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”
Fast Lies
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” — Mark Twain.
Except he didn’t say it! A meta-lie.
Flowers Again?
I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Pizza?
Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Insomnia
It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.
Fake Winter
Winter’s not real.
It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!
Wikipedia Email
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!