The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.
Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”
Tag: NZComedy
Fast Lies
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” — Mark Twain.
Except he didn’t say it! A meta-lie.
Flowers Again?
I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Pizza?
Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Insomnia
It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.
Fake Winter
Winter’s not real.
It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!
Wikipedia Email
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!
Panic Buying
It’s getting dark outside.
I think I’ll go and panic buy lightbulbs
Cross The Toad Redux
Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?
A: Autocorrect!
The Persistence of Time
Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.