Celery

A happy Julia with her tongue sticking out holds a whole celery plant aloft. At her feet are several varieties of celery. Text: Celery. Get addicted to celery. Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life. Celery is the answer. Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don't mainline the bloody stuff

Celery!

Get addicted to celery!

Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.

Celery is the answer.

Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff!