A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put 1 on each of 14 fresh graves.
No resurrections yet.
Tag: Comedy
SciFi Romance
I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.
It’s transgendre literature.
Air Band
The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.
Solar is the Future
It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer, but it won’t happen overnight.
Clearing Customs
My brother took ages to clear customs.
In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?
Flying Backwards
At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.
Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.
Did it stop while I drove?
Endoscopes
With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.
Trickling Down?
I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.
Our Ancestors
11 page booklet giving a lighthearted view of humanity’s ancestors.
Woke
The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.