Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?
Month: December 2025
Winston
NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.
Water Tax
Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?
Sibling Rivalry
Sibling Rivalry: My Roomba just choked itself trying to eat the big vacuum cleaner’s power cord.
Rats
I’m unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects.
Personally I’d rather my blood was given to humans, not rats.
LSD
LSD’s original name was LSD-25.
Dr Albert Hofmann synthesized new forms until number 25 when flying purple giraffes blocked the lab’s portcullis.
Ho Ho Ho Bar
Santa’s favourite oil — Jojojoba.
Dot Com
When I registered juliaclement.com, Godaddy suggested I should also register juliakind.com and juliamild.com.