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Home Cooking

Julia tosses a pan of bacon and eggs. She looks as if she’s trying to taste the food. Text: I'm staying home and eating my own cooking. Hmmm. Safer to dine out.

I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.

Hmmm.

Safer to dine out.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 25, 2025July 21, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Cooking, Home, HomeCooking, NZComedy

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