My brother took ages to clear customs.
In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?
Clearing Customs
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My brother took ages to clear customs.
In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?
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Just to be clear, this is fiction based on a real event. What really happened was a food detector dog responded strongly to his trousers and he couldn’t explain why. He eventually remembered he’d accidentally spilled some bolognese on them before leaving Australia and wiped it off.
Some years earlier I flew to Australia on a budget airline that didn’t supply in flight meals so I took a roast beef sandwich to eat on flight. At Brisbane Airport the dog reacted to my backpack & the quarantine officer if I knew why. I said I’d had a beef sandwich in it earlier in the day & he asked if I still had it. I patted my belly and said “concealed internally”. We both laughed & he waved me on.