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Clearing Customs

Julia in a uniform stands behind a smaller version of herself on a giant paper dart. Text: My brother took ages to clear customs. In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they'd found the drugs yet?

My brother took ages to clear customs.

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 14, 2025December 12, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Airport, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Customs, Drugs, NZComedy, Text Message

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