Homo Erectus (Randy Man) was the longest surviving human species.
Population pressures from its devotion to sex caused it to range from England to Korea but also stopped it innovating, making identical hand axes for nearly 2 million years.
Author: A Joke A Day
Our Ancestors, Handy Man
Homo Habilis (Handy Man) was only around about 300,000 years but had time to invent scrapers, monogamy and, of necessity, the dildo.
Ancestors Introduction 2/2
Lets start with two important ancestors.
Homo Habilis & Homo Erectus: Handy man and Randy man.
Ancestors Introduction 1/2
We seem to love hearing about archaic humans but mostly only Neanderthals & recent Europeans get much press.
Let’s look at some older ones.
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Still Waiting
Day 123,456, still not Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Dating Australians
There’s a new dating app out for people who want to date Australians.
It’s called Ockr.
Their slogan is “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, swipe, swipe, swipe.”
Look Who Works From Home
Yes Ms Willis, one does work from home.
(This is a reference to current NZ politics)
Cancer
I’m over donating to cancer.
The cynical bastard takes our money and keeps killing people.
Briscoes
WTF – Briscoes are having a sale! ???
It’s the end of civilisation as we know it.
Next you’ll have men and women marrying each other and we’ll all be getting bargains at The Warehouse.