We had fruit trees when I was a kid but I kept eating their children.
Blogs
Marriage
Marriage is a sacred covenant between one couple and the registrar of births deaths and marriages!
We give them money and they give us a certificate.
Monsters
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
1950s Social Media
Imagine 1950s social media.
Send a letter, wait 2 weeks for a reply,
then suddenly we have airmail and the LOL comes back in under a week.
Marge
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
Funny?
There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Autocorrected Ducks?
Sheep
Sheep are gregarious.
Named for Saint Gregory who taught them to bleat in harmony.
Making Rain
My superpowers are intact!
I hung the washing and now it’s raining.
Masking
So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks & distancing at home.