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Julia Clement

Dinosaur Lass

Julia with arms raised in triumph riding a theropod dinosaur. Text: Super Hero File Name: Dinosaur Lass Origin: Another bite, although how Sir David Attenborough became radioactive eludes me. Powers: Currently does infomercials promoting the Jurassic diet. No fruit & everything tastes like chicken. Weaknesses: Almost useless short arms. Foes: The Asteroid.

Super Hero File

Name: Dinosaur Lass

Origin: Another bite, although how Sir David Attenborough became radioactive eludes me.

Powers: Currently does infomercials promoting the Jurassic diet. No fruit & everything tastes like chicken.

Weaknesses: Almost useless short arms.

Foes: The Asteroid.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 12, 2024October 4, 2024Categories Joke-a-day, Super FilesTags AucklandComedy, Joke, Superhero parody

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