Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Experimental Joke-a-day
Have you ever noticed how several of our towns & cities are named after places in Britain and India?
They were so embarrassed they changed their names to avoid us.
I’m a transgender woman and definitely not a transvestite.
It’s been years since I last wore male clothing!
I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.
Every fishing line.
A shart is just nature’s way of reminding you to change your underwear.
I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”
I’ll call it Heredressers.
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
