Joke-a-day – Page 7 – Julia Clement

Look Who Works From Home

Yes Ms Willis, one does work from home.

(This is a reference to current NZ politics)

I’m over donating to cancer.

The cynical bastard takes our money and keeps killing people.

WTF – Briscoes are having a sale! ???

It’s the end of civilisation as we know it.

Next you’ll have men and women marrying each other and we’ll all be getting bargains at The Warehouse.

I think I’ve got importer syndrome.

That feeling all my success comes from overseas.

Methamphetamine, morphine, methadone, and cocaine found in Auckland sewer system.

Where’s the crocodiles?

Remember what happened last time Britain left Europe?

The Saxons invaded.

Me: Wouldn’t giant hologram projectors need a lot of power?

Them: Yes, powered by the giant coal fired power stations in Australia.

[end]

Them: The ice wall is at the South Pole, not the North.

The Americans have a base there that generates powerful holograms to make it look like a point.

[continues]

Me: But the Yalu is over 2,000 km from Wuhan.

Them: It was a big flood.

Me: A flood that big would push the ice wall off the edge of the world and drain the oceans.

(More … )

[Most of the people who believe Australia doesn’t exist also believe Atlantis doesn’t exist…]

This should be easy to debunk, so I asked “If Atlantis doesn’t exist, where do the mermaids come from?”

Their answer, they escaped from a lab in Wuhan when the Yalu river flooded.