Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Experimental Joke-a-day
Super Villain File
Name: Mug Wrecker
Origin: Mug Wrecker was a clumsy customer who Millie banned from her café after breaking every mug he touched. Fueled by anger and cursed by the same strange customer, Mug Wrecker now gains strength from smashing ceramics and seeks to shatter The Human Mug once and for all.
Powers: Loves smashing mugs.
Aims: Seeks to shatter The Human Mug once and for all.
Foes: The Human Mug
Super Hero File
Name: The Human Mug
Origin: Mille Brewster was a barista at the local coffee shop who dreamed of one day owning her own café. While working late one night, a strange customer gave her a cursed coffee mug. After drinking from it, Millie found that she could transform into any object she desired—but only once per day, and for only one hour at a time. Unfortunately, she often gets stuck as a coffee mug! As The Human Mug, she foams up villains and brews justice!
Powers: Can turn into any object, but she’s always stuck as a coffee mug because she can’t remember how to change back.
Weaknesses: Often mistaken for a coffee cup and accidentally sipped from.
Foes: Mugwrecker
Super Villain File
Name: Misogynator
Origin: Spurned by Lady Magnet’s power, bitter anti-hero Marcus Misogynus developed a repellent forcefield that drives women away. He became the malicious Misogynator, seeking to counteract Lady Magnet’s every move
Powers: Repels women.
Aims: Seeks to counteract Lady Magnet’s every move!
Weaknesses: Attracts men even though he doesn’t fancy them.
Foes: Lady Magnet
Super Hero File
Name: Lady Magnet
Origin: After being exposed to a love potion in her uncle’s chemistry lab, shy teenager Maggie Fields found herself with an irresistible charm that drew men to her like metal to a magnet. She became Lady Magnet, using her power to attract—and distract—villains.
Powers: Attracts men.
Weaknesses: Can not repel creepy guys.
Foes: Misogynator
Super Villain File
Name: Singularita
Origin: During the same experiment, Lana’s jealous colleague, Dr. Irina Sable, was pulled into a quantum singularity. She emerged with the terrifying ability to trap others in inescapable gravitational fields, becoming the dreaded Singularita!
Powers: Manipulates singularities to trap people in one place.
Aims: Crush everyone to a point mass.
Foes: Quantum Lass
Super Hero File
Name: Quantum Lass
Origin: Physicist Dr. Lana Quant was experimenting in Field Marshal Britain‘s secret atomic laboratory with quantum particles when an unstable particle accelerator split her into two identical beings! Now, as Quantum Lass, she exists in two places at once, battling crime and confusion in equal measure!
Powers: Can exist in two places at once.
Weaknesses: Often becomes entangled. Gets very confused and forgets where she is.
Foes: Singularita, Google Maps
Super Hero File
Name: Taxman
Origin: Meek retired finance minister Sir Michael Cullen was swimming off St Kilda beach when he swam through a pool of radioactive waste from a Russian billionaire’s private yacht and transformed into TAXMAN.
Powers: His superpowers include being able to track billionaires’ assets through tax havens and farmers’ capital gains through generations and extract every last penny to pay for Shane Jones’ regional development fund.
Foes: Luxon, Willis and Seymour
Super Villain File
Name: DigiDave
Origin: A tech billionaire with a passion for the latest gadgets, Dave Digital was zapped by the same bolt as Ms Analog becoming DigiDave.
Powers: Mastery over all digital devices.
Aims: He’s determined to drag Ms Analog into the digital age.
Foes: Ms Analog
Super Hero File
Name: Ms Analog
Origin: Vintage radio technician, Anna Log, was hit by a time-traveling bolt of lightning while repairing an old transistor radio becoming Ms Analog.
Powers: Can communicate through any analog device.
Weaknesses: She struggles to understand modern technology.
Foes: DigiDave
Super Hero File
Name: Virtueman
Origin: Multibillionaire Richie Silver decided to use his fortune for good.
Found it was too hard & now when villains do bad things he just sends thoughts and prayers.
Powers: As he’s super rich, the media his businesses advertise on love reporting his thoughts.
