Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Super Villain File
Name: Singularita
Origin: During the same experiment, Lana’s jealous colleague, Dr. Irina Sable, was pulled into a quantum singularity. She emerged with the terrifying ability to trap others in inescapable gravitational fields, becoming the dreaded Singularita!
Powers: Manipulates singularities to trap people in one place.
Aims: Crush everyone to a point mass.
Foes: Quantum Lass
Super Hero File
Name: Quantum Lass
Origin: Physicist Dr. Lana Quant was experimenting in Field Marshal Britain‘s secret atomic laboratory with quantum particles when an unstable particle accelerator split her into two identical beings! Now, as Quantum Lass, she exists in two places at once, battling crime and confusion in equal measure!
Powers: Can exist in two places at once.
Weaknesses: Often becomes entangled. Gets very confused and forgets where she is.
Foes: Singularita, Google Maps
Super Hero File
Name: Taxman
Origin: Meek retired finance minister Sir Michael Cullen was swimming off St Kilda beach when he swam through a pool of radioactive waste from a Russian billionaire’s private yacht and transformed into TAXMAN.
Powers: His superpowers include being able to track billionaires’ assets through tax havens and farmers’ capital gains through generations and extract every last penny to pay for Shane Jones’ regional development fund.
Foes: Luxon, Willis and Seymour
Super Villain File
Name: DigiDave
Origin: A tech billionaire with a passion for the latest gadgets, Dave Digital was zapped by the same bolt as Ms Analog becoming DigiDave.
Powers: Mastery over all digital devices.
Aims: He’s determined to drag Ms Analog into the digital age.
Foes: Ms Analog
Super Hero File
Name: Ms Analog
Origin: Vintage radio technician, Anna Log, was hit by a time-traveling bolt of lightning while repairing an old transistor radio becoming Ms Analog.
Powers: Can communicate through any analog device.
Weaknesses: She struggles to understand modern technology.
Foes: DigiDave
Super Hero File
Name: Virtueman
Origin: Multibillionaire Richie Silver decided to use his fortune for good.
Found it was too hard & now when villains do bad things he just sends thoughts and prayers.
Powers: As he’s super rich, the media his businesses advertise on love reporting his thoughts.
Super Hero File
Name: Doctor Doctor 2
Origin: In an accident during radiotherapy where the clinician was rendered radioactive, he was bitten by the clinician gaining vast medical abilities.
Powers: Cures patients with psychic hands.Tears vaccinate against all diseases.
Bills can never be disputed.
Weaknesses: Funding cuts.
Foes: The Homeopath, Shane Reti, Winston Peters & The Anti-vax Cookers.
Affiliates: Nurse Nurse, Receptionist Receptionist, and Cleaner Cleaner.
Super Associate File
Name: Laundress
Origin: Ran the laundry at Field Marshal Britain‘s secret research facility until one day some radioactive lab clothes arrived and she was splashed turning her into Laundress.
Powers: Hanging laundry outside on even the sunniest of days causes it to immediately start raining.
Weaknesses: Doesn’t trust driers.
Foes: Grease and Grime.
Super Hero File
Name: Dinosaur Lass
Origin: Another bite, although how Sir David Attenborough became radioactive eludes me.
Powers: Currently does infomercials promoting the Jurassic diet. No fruit & everything tastes like chicken.
Weaknesses: Almost useless short arms.
Foes: The Asteroid.
Super Neutral File
Name: King’s Counsel
Origin: Courtney King was a lowly paralegal in the loss adjustment department of Field Marshal Britain‘s Nuccorp Insurance until she was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and acquired the power of attorney.
Powers: Can slow court cases until the other side runs out of money.
Aims: To retire with vast wealth from usurious fees.
Weaknesses: Summary Judgement.
Foes: The Jury
