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Julia Clement

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Julia sits at bar staring disconsolately at a glass, empty except for ice at the bottom. Text: All the bars & bottle stores being closed at Easter is driving me to drink.

All the bars & bottle stores being closed at Easter is driving me to drink.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on June 27, 2025June 24, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Drink, NZComedy

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