Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns.
No word for fear of comedians?
AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Tag: AucklandComedy
Repossessed
Forget to pay the exorcist and be repossessed.
Handbag
When I say I fix up my lipstick after smoking. I mean I can only find my lipstick when I’m searching my handbag for a lighter!
Half A Cup
“Optimists say the cup is half full.
Pessimists say the cup is half empty.
Julia doesn’t care as long as the half that’s there is coffee.” — a former co-worker
Death’s Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
(DEATH is a dedicated psychopomp that I portray on stage)
Airline Food
Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.
A Joke A Day
I’m not a one-liner comedian, but from time-to-time one filters into my brain.
It seems a terrible shame to never use them so I thought I’d try posting them here. The joke a day is to encourage me & not any kind of promise.
Julia Clement