Autocorrect

Duck It

I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I’m unlikely to say “I don’t give a water bird.”

Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.

I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts. Every fishing line.

I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

Why does autocorrect “fix” everything except my real typos?

Why did the chicken cross the toad?

Because it was a poor typist!

I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I don’t give a water bird.

Now for the rare occasion when I want to name one.

I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.

Every fishing line.

I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.