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Tag: Autocorrect

Autocorrect for Real

Autocorrect for Real

Why does autocorrect “fix” everything except my real typos?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 14, 2026July 11, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Comedy, NZComedy, Typos

Cross The Toad?

Cross The Toad?

Why did the chicken cross the toad?

Because it was a poor typist!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 31, 2026May 30, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Chicken, Comedy, CrossThetoad, NZComedy, Spelling, Toad

Toad Redux

Toad Redux

Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?

A: Autocorrect!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 11, 2026May 8, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Comedy, CrossThetoad, NZComedy

Autocorrect

Autocorrect

I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I’m unlikely to say “I don’t give a water bird.”

Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 19, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Comedy, Duck, NZComedy, WaterFowl

Censor

Censor

I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.

Every fishing line.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 4, 2026March 31, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Comedy, Fishing, NZComedy

Auto Corrupt?

Auto Corrupt?

I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 10, 2026February 7, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Comedy, NZComedy

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