Autocorrect

Autocorrect for Real

Why does autocorrect “fix” everything except my real typos?

Why did the chicken cross the toad?

Because it was a poor typist!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?

A: Autocorrect!

I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I’m unlikely to say “I don’t give a water bird.”

Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.

I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.

Every fishing line.

I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.