Are my wife’s pets my step cats or my cats-in-law?
Tag: NZComedy
Moon Landing
Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès’ “Le voyage dans la lune” as a record of the first successful French moon shot.
It’s a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.
Winston
Winston’s the laxative of NZ politics.
If he’s the answer, you really can’t give a shit.
Homeopathetic
Don’t say “Homeopathic”, call it what it is “Homeopathetic.”
Pulled Pork
What’s the best thing about pulled pork?
You know the pig died happy.
Toilet Paper
No need to bulk buy toilet paper.
Unwind it to get more than one wipe per roll.
Maxi-dress
I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.
Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.
New Study
A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”
Phillip K. Dick
Why do I feel like I’m living in a Phillip K. Dick novel?
Probably “Now Wait For Last Year”
Karma
I don’t believe in karma.
I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!