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Tag: Unemployed

Security Guards

Security Guards

If Luxon does end homelessness, who’s going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 20, 2025December 13, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coalition, Comedy, Luxon, NZComedy, Shop Doorways, Unemployed

Unemployed Woman Missing

Unemployed Woman Missing

The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn’t there today.

I hope she’s gone somewhere nice for her vacation.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 19, 2025December 13, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Burger, Comedy, NZComedy, Unemployed, Woman

Unemployed

Unemployed

Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.

You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 18, 2025December 13, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Burger, Comedy, NZComedy, Unemployed

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