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Julia Clement

Month: July 2025

Autocorrect to Wrong Word

Autocorrect to Wrong Word

I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 3, 2025July 2, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Comedy, Joke, NZComedy

Ride Share

Ride Share

I stopped ride sharing when my car broke down underground.

My mechanic said it was the worst case of carpool tunnel syndrome he’d ever seen.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 2, 2025June 29, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Rideshare, Tunnel

Moon Landing

Moon Landing

I’m sick of the conspiracy nuts claiming NASA faked Flash Gordon’s 1934 Moon landing.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 1, 2025June 29, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Moon Landing, NZComedy

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