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Closed Supermarkets

On the left, Julia examines Santa who reaches up to one supermarket logo and down to another. Text: On Christmas day all the supermarkets and bottle stores are closed. Disaster! Where will Santa get his eggnog? On the right Julia examines a photograph of Charles Dickens. Text: When someone describes a first world problem, I like to reply "Dreadful, that's like something out of Dickens" shake my head & walk off ... I would have made a great Disney villain.

On Christmas day all the supermarkets and bottle stores are closed.

Disaster!

Where will Santa get his eggnog?


When someone describes a first world problem, I like to reply “Dreadful, that’s like something out of Dickens” shake my head & walk off …

I would have made a great Disney villain.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 25, 2025December 24, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Christmas, Dickens, FirstWorldProblems, Santa, Supermarkets

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