I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.
Month: March 2026
Cannelloni
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
Hexadecaphobia
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
No AI needed
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.
New Diet
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
Vapers
Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Stormy Weather
Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.
Taken Seriously?
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.
Rideshare?
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
Failbork
For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.