Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
I wrote a letter today and used the word “Mnemonic” four times.
Every single time I spelled it wrong, so I wrote this little mnemonic to remember it “Many Nematodes Eat Mushy Organic Noodles In Cafes.”
Which would be great if only I could remember how to spell nematoads.
My doctor told me I need a lighter diet so I wrote The Helium Cookbook.
I wanted to take the Waterview tunnel, but someone told me where it came out.
SPOILER!
I intend to live forever, or die trying
(Paraphrase of Joseph Heller’s, Catch-22. Said about Yossarian.)
I don’t understand how Internet trolls function.
How do they get decent WIFI under the bridge?
Comedy’s all fun and games until someone splits their sides.
Totally pissed off at the scalpers.
My show’s been on sale for 4 days and they still haven’t bought all the tickets.
I’d tell penis jokes, but there’s a shortage.
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
The Winter solstice is at 8:24PM 21/6/26.
After this the days will get longer.
