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Washing Machines

A washing machine, Julia, obviously unhappy is examining a cleaning cloth and towel. Text: I once lived in an apartment with a Smeg washing machine. It worked well but to wash my underwear I needed to carefully clean the bowl first.

I hate washing machines.

They are always stealing my material … especially socks.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 9, 2026April 4, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Laundry, NZComedy, WashingMachine

One thought on “Washing Machines”

  1. Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic. A Joke A Day says:
    April 9, 2026 at 7:33 pm

    Wrong image for the text. Sorry, just consider it a bonus.

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