A Joke A Day – Page 16 – Julia Clement

Typos

A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put 1 on each of 14 fresh graves.

No resurrections yet.

I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.

It’s transgendre literature.

The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.

My brother took ages to clear customs.

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?

It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer but it won’t happen overnight.

I love the French national motto: Liberté, Egalaté, Runthisway.

At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.

Before I left home 1/2 hour ago the flight was 13 min early now 17 late.

Did it stop while I drove?

With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.